doitch
the sp-ce between the bed and the wall that you sometimes get stuck in.
amanda: “what’s wrong melissa?”
melissa: “i had a crazy night last night and woke up in the doitch this morning.”
the correct pr-nunciation of the german language
ja, ich spreche deutsch
a person that is a cross between a douche and a b-tch
you’re a doitch.
dutch with an moron accent
hes doitch
its a word that replaces the ever so hard to say expression:”help i have a c-ck in my mouth and i cant talk”
mmmmhmhmmmmhmmm doitch mhmhmhmhmhmmhmh
noun: out of control, alchoholic, s-x fiend who cant get enough of anything and is completely addicted to p-rn. $9.95 per night habit/the spice channel.
adverb:another way of saying “oh sh-t!”
1. doitch ran my f-ckin cable bill up to $195.00 this month ordering p-rn.
2. man lays there nude, -ss faced up, in roomates bathroom. roomates girlfriend takes one look and says “doitch”!
a word used as an expression of emotion
stone: uhhhh you havent played yet
stone: we shall see
stone: webster thinks your the man
stone: hes like phillips #1
stone: ……jv
me: doitch!
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