Dollar Dick Burrito
a method for hiding your money around your d-ck. wrap your money around your d-ck as if you are making a burrito and the money is the tortilla and the d-ck is the meat. then wrap a rubber band around it to make sure it stays in place. then there is your dollar d-ck burrito!!
person 1: where are you getting all that money from?
person 2: my d-ck!
person 1: what?!
person 2: i’m using the dollar d-ck burrito method. you should try it. definitely keeps your money safe!
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