Dollar store hottie
the equivilent of asian shampoo in the kingdom of hotties.
also, the equivilent of dollar store oreos as opposed to real oreos, in the kingdom of hotties.
driving instructor:”that chick at the counter was pretty hot ay tom?”
tomathan:”dunno… not really… she’s the equivilent of dollar store marshmellows in the hottie world… she’s a dollar store hottie”
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