dolmio
nickname for a guy when ossified drunk goes down on a woman @ the wrong time of the month,proceeds to wander around town drunk for sevral hours lookin like he got “pasta for dinner” all ofer his face.usualy refers to shane the ketchup man,heinz,or jim bob joe the saucy scrout muncher.
what happened shane last week!he was trolling round town like a fool like that for 4 hours.evry1 knew what it was.
thats what u get for growling @ d badger when youre krunked! we calls hom dolmio frum now on.he must have noticed!!f-ckless eejit!!
a delicious italian pasta sauce. also an indistinguishable woppish scent that will never leave the kitchen.
q: “hey ma, what the f-ck is that smell?”
a: “oh, it’s probably that wop mazz, he wreaks of dolmio.”
1: “dude vinny, these scallions smell kinda funny.”
2: “you doltish f-g. we’ve been cooking up a storm with this f-ckin dolmio man, its delicious!”
a bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, don vito corleone.
liam: which bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, don vito corleone?
charles: dolmio.
liam: yes, indeed.
a bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, don vito corleone.
liam: which bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, don vito corleone?
charles: dolmio.
liam: yes, indeed.
refers to a ‘fit’ girl
badger is well dolmio
she is a dolmio lover
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