dolphin nuzzling
what can happen when you are swimming with dolphins and they get a little eager with their bottlenoses…
dolphin trainer: “be careful that porpoise is pr-ne to dolphin nuzzling”
me: “arghhh that dolphin just nuzzled my -rs-!!!”
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