dolphin worshipping athiest parents
the hardest thing in the world to rebel against.
daughter: mom, dad, i’m going to go wh-r- myself for drugs.
dolphin worshipping athiest parents: allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
daughter: you’re so lame. like, folk-rock on!
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