DOMA
defense of marriage act: an orwellian term for a law that does the exact opposite of what the t-tle implies, rather than defending marriage it denies some people the right to marry
religious zealot: “thank g-d for the defense of marriage act, now my marriage is being defended i never have to worry about divorce or anything like that.”
gay man: “you dumb-ss the doma doesn’t defend anybodies marriage it just says that if my husband and i ever leave m-ssachusetts other states don’t have to recognize our marriage.”
“defense of marriage act”
a legistative act that has been p-ssed by many states so as to limit the civil rights of lesbians and gays.
“the doma totally f-cking sucks.”
stands for the defense of marriage act. it was the bullsh-t law that said that glbt couples cannot have federally recognized marriages,denying them thousands of benefits,way too many to list. this bullsh-t was officially struck down on june 26,2013,to the delight of the glbt community. on this day,the glbts of the world and the community’s allies celebrated.(myself being one of them.)
ding dong, doma is gone!
stands for “defense of marriage act”, a 1996 law that discriminates against same-s-x couples. section 3 of doma, which defines marriage as “heteros-xual couples only” and denies federal benefits to gay couples, was struck down by the supreme court in 2013. while many democrats praised doma’s end, they forgot to mention that they voted for it.
person 1: “bill clinton sure was happy that doma was struck down.”
person 2: “yeah, but he was the one who signed it…”
“f-ck your mum”, very offensive if misdirected at a vietnamese speaker, and mildly offensive or even playful among familiars.
origin: vietnamese – common usage amongst caucasians noted in the springvale area.
“what the h-ll? do ma!” – surprise, disdain
“do ma f-ck you!” – affectionate playful jibe
“do ma mae” – this person seriously has nothing to say, and simply emitted this sequence of sounds out of habit.
“drunk off my -ss.” ie being under the influence of too much alcohol.
yo alex let’s go to that party alright man. i already plan on getting doma as well as h-tting the bong.
like d-ckhead, or f-ckhead, and slightly vietnamease. you get p-ssed off, you call someone a doma.
your f-cking doma in the head.
what a doma and a half.
f-cking doma.
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