Dominican Shoehorn
when you’re having intercourse with a woman in a hammock and your dangus gets all twisted and caught up therefore having to pry it out with coconut skins.
although i wasn’t in the dominican republic, i sure did dominican shoehorn the sh-t out of that c-cktail waitress.
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