Don Julio
an alcoholic beverage brand, that makes higher quality tequila, which is richer, smoother and more bearable than jose cuervo or 1800 brands, but also more expensive.
ray: “hey bartender, what are you specials tonight?”
bartender: “i have any brand tequila shots for $5 a piece.”
ray: “which one would you recommend?”
bartender: “patron is popular but i recommend don julio.”
ray: “why is that?”
bartender: “its easier to down and doesn’t leave as bad of an aftertaste.”
ray: “ok, i’ll get 3 shots, here’s $20, keep the $5!!!!!”
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