Donald blumpkin
when you’re getting your d-ck sucked while you take a sh-t, and you blow your load and use the j-zz to gel your combover. finish with a c-ckslap and a hearty “you’re fired!”
broad 1: what’s wrong cindy?
broad 2: i thought randy liked me, but i ended up donald blumpkining me.
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