Donald Trump Sex Maneuver
when the s-x is that bad you are forced to perform the donald trump s-x maneuver and tell the person your having s-x with that their fired!
when you fire a prost-tute for lousy s-x.
the act of saying, “your fired!” during s-x.
when you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you’ve just picked up; that does not meet your standards in s-x.
“i’m sorry i’m not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date.”
“sorry babe!” “i’m gonna have to perform the donald trump s-x maneuver, your fired!” “i’ll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while i organise a more experienced player for my c-ck.”
i picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. either i sobered up, or she got more uglier. but during s-x she started slobbering all over my d-ck and didn’t know how to give head, so i had to perform the donald trump s-x maneuver and fire her -ss!
“i love sucking c-ck, am i doing it right?”
“your fired!”
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