Donald Trumpet


when your trumpet grows a toupee and starts blasting out loud and obnoxious voices saying,”china,make america great again,i love the mexicans!”
“wow when did your trumpet grow a toupee?”

“it grew it when it voted for tump!”

-donald trumpet

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