when your trumpet grows a toupee and starts blasting out loud and obnoxious voices saying,”china,make america great again,i love the mexicans!”
“wow when did your trumpet grow a toupee?”
“it grew it when it voted for tump!”
- cuteness over comfort
looks hot, but hurts a lot! when a women buys an article of clothing, like a pair of boots, because it looks really good, but they hurt so much, that by the end of the day they want to cut their legs off at the knee!! is cuteness over comfort.
- backwoods yokel
people from a rural area set in their ways lets go to kentucky, where the backwoods yokels will cook ya a squirrel stew and religiously oppress you.
- sticky gooch
when your s*m*n comes out and just dribbles down you d*ck to your gooch, and dries. thus becoming sticky. i watched p*rn last night and went to sleep with a sticky gooch. when your s*m*n dribbles out of your d*ck and moves down to your gooch, thus making your gooch sticky. i watched p*rn last […]
- fecal fart
when someone accidentally deficates while farting. louie had a fecal fart after eating a can of refried beans.