doncaster pork pie
during s-xual intercourse the man inserts his p-n-s into the woman’s -n-l cavity whilst she sh-ts on his d-ck. he then removes his p-n-s and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. after his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman’s v-g-n-.
i gave donna a doncaster pork pie last night, she f-cking loved it.
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