Dong beetle
a dong beetle is a man or woman who, like a dung beetle feeding almost exclusively on dung, feeds almost exclusively on c-ck – viz, by sucking it. it is thus a synonym for a p-n-s-loving wh-r-.
jorge’s mom is quite the dong beetle. she ate my rod up for five hours straight!
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