dongarent
(verb) to sneak into an old folk’s home and switch the oxygen/resperator tanks with the compressed fart-gas of thirteen nebraska ironworkers, then dressing like a clown and handing out fortune cookies with bible p-ssages scrawled in red letters on the fortunes.
“no, i don’t think that’s wierd. my ex used to dongarent on thursdays at willow lakes, but he had to quit because of a nebraska construction disaster ruined his fart-gas hook-up, and clowning around with bible-fortunes sort of lost its splendor i guess after that…”
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