Dongle-goblin
one of extreme randomness. they tend to be quite attractive and they sometimes lose sight of it. know for spats of vulgarity. a very s-xual being who talks big, but doesn’t deliver.
person 1: dude, i was hanging with this chick last night. she just got really freaky, but she never put out.
person 2: aww! you got a true donglegoblin!!!
a dongle-goblin, also known as the usb dongle-goblin, is a distant relative of the dodo bird. refer to the dongle-goblin genocide of 1932.
“jesus, that kid is as dumb as a bag of rocks”
“i know, he’s a total dongle-goblin”
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