Dongnobit
1. the act of dongn-biting. this is generally a term used as a means to mean something that has no current meaning.
2. a term used to characterise someone who has perfected the art of bullsh-ting to such a degree that they can make the impossible seem probable.
3. a refrence to a race of r-t-rded, cannibalistic pandas that are only found in asian countries starting with with the word q. they are often considered delicacies and are nature’s natural v–gr-.
g-d jon, why am i such an awesome dongn-bit.
as i travelled through one of the many asian jungles found in asia, i witness an adorable family of dongn-bit pandas. after watching these dongn-bits first hand, i shot a couple and ate their delicious panda flesh. however, because of my endevor, i got an erection that lasted for a whole year.
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