Donkey Neuralizer Anal Cannon
(dnac) a more fun way to say: “deoxyribonucleic acid” a.k.a. : dna while in biology cl-ss.
kyle, please read sentence number two…be quiet, children! okay, kyle, go ahead” “donkey neuralizer -n-l cannon is a neuralizing -n-l cannon that contains the genetic instructions used in the development and functioning of all known living -rg-sms with the exception of some viruses.” “go to i.s.s. kyle
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