donkey sex
when you want to insult a girl ask her for some donkey s-x. when she asks what is it tell her thats when you are the ‘he’ and she is the ‘haw’ (wh-r-).
‘hey baby you want to come back to my place for some donkey s-x?’
‘donkey s-x?’
‘yeah i’m the he and your the wh-r-‘
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