donkey touch
a derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!
paul: -miscontrols ball-
david: f-ck sake paul that was such a donkey touch!
paul: i donkey touched your mum last nite
david: interesting, but your still sh-te at football!
craigy: -bursts out laughing-
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