Donkey’s apron


a phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of p-ss and dried -j-c-l-t-.

from the apr-ns africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. as you can imagine, a donkey’s apr-n gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. you smell akin to a donkey’s apr-n.

stephen, stop f-cking yawning and sighing all day long you f-cking pr-ck. get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the f-ck up you fat t-ss-r. by the way, you smell like a donkey’s apr-n.

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