Donkeywhoremelon


a dumb sl-t that looks like a donkey.
has huge teeth, and a huuuuuge forehead.
lies about being a virgin.
may have been preggo once.
no real friends.
nasally voice, snorts when they talk.
no one really likes them.
“lydia follmar is such a donkeywh-r-melon.”

“ikr?”

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