Donny Osmond Special
when you and your lady are getting ready to do the dirty, you tell her to wait for just a minute while you step out of the room. when you return, you are wearing a lobster suit. instead of intercourse, you simply run around the room wailing, “whalla-walla-wallah!”. your current girlfriend should be left dazed, confused, and unsatisfied. shortly after this stunt, jump out of the window and drive away.
warning: you will probably be seeking a new girlfriend afterwards.
“i usually don’t do this, but tonight i think i am going to pull a “donny osmond special” on insert current girlfriend’s name here”
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