Donny Shocker


to place the hand in a two pr-nged attack.
with two fingers each side (similar to the star trek hand manuvour)
then insert the fingers into the v-g-n- and -n-l hole at the same time!
if lubrication is not used it is known as the: dry donny shocker!
this can be a sneak approch or during s-x?? ur preferance
granville shocked the barnsley girl in the bus stop!
welcoming her with a donny shocker
origin: doncaster, south yorkshire, united kingdom
a s-xual act performed on a female.

how to give her a ‘donny shocker’

basically you use pretty much your entire hand, move it towards the v-g-n- as if about to shake hands, then arrange your hands as follows:

“one on the cl-t, three in the slit and one in the sh-t” once you have the correct hand posture – move hand back and forth until satisfaction is achieved
when seeing a chav girl say to mate “bet she’s ‘ad a donny shocker”

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