donnygoblin
a small diminutive creature that lives in hilly regions or inside of toyota corrolas. it has a long pointed nose, large vacant eyes, and its gender is somewhat ambiguous.
the donnygoblin also enjoys any sort of explosives. during the use of explosives the donnygoblin will release a high pitched “yeeeee” of excitement.
donnygoblins are an endangered species, almost to the point of extinction. this is mainly due the creature’s horrible taste in mates, and a complete lack of self preservation. the donnygoblin indulges in many activities that cause self harm, and thinks they are hilarious.
“d-mn it! a donnygoblin has gotten into the trash again!”
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