Don’t be a dick!


an exclamation–said very quickly–that you can spout at anyone or anything at the slightest suggestion of d-ckery.
professor: yeah, so we’re gonna have to go until five today.
you: don’t be a d-ck!
professor: see me after cl-ss.
you: donbeadik!!
professor: ok, go home now.

computer screen: (download time…… 71 days)
you: don’t be a d-ck!
computer screen: (download time…… 4min, 15sec)

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