don’t bust my crust


a term used by keith richards of the rolling stones. richards wouldn’t go onstage until he had ritually sank a knife into the crust of a fresh shepherds pie. should someone dig into his pie, he would become hostile and uncooparative until a new one was sourced.

now often used in a threatening way to cut short an argument before a fight ensues, akin to saying ‘don’t p-ss me off’. also known to have been used as a warning to encourage an individual to get off of ones case.
“i’m telling you man, i’m p-ssed off already, don’t bust my crust.” “well get off of my cloud then man!”

“ok i’ll do it, geeze woman, don’t bust my crust!”

-mick jagger on seeing some pie missing – “do you know the rules? you never, ever, take the shepherd’s pie unless keith’s broken the crust first.”

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