dont chop the dinosaur, daddy


1. a phrase used when a small child’s father is masturbating and they want him to stop
2. can also be used in role play situations – said by a girl to a boy
1. “dont chop the dinosaur, daddy!!”
2. “i’ll chop your dinosaur anyday ;)”

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