Don’t Dick Wolf Me Now
a phrase you say or think to yourself when you are reading a book or watching a movie/tv show and it is about to end without resolving the main conflict.
d-ck wolf is the creator of the popular tv program law & order that often ends before you find out what happens to some of the characters. just as you think it will be answered, a black screen flashes with small white words centered on the screen reading “created by d-ck wolf”
“don’t d-ck wolf me now, dude… i have no idea if he actually murdered all of those people or if he imagined it all….”
or
please don’t d-ck wolf me, i hate unclear endings.
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