Don’t ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce
expression used when one is ripped off.
guy: dude, this ain’t c-ke, it’s nothin but baking flour.
skeazy dealer: bullsh-t. this c-ke is the bee’s knees. i got it from my cuz, yo.
guy: listen “bro”, “don’t -j-c-l-t- in my mayonaise and call it special sauce.” you and your “cuz” can go f-ck yourselves.
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