don’t even


the lack of ability to comprehend, understand, or perform a certain subject or action.
“bro, you seem totally out of it today.”
“i just don’t even.”
“don’t even.” is one of those sayings that you use when you’re just -really- not in the mood, and basically it’s telling someone that. no. not really. it’s actually more like: “f-ck off plz (:” but in a more.. polite way. it also can be short for: don’t even think about it.
“haha. you remember that one time with zach?”
“..don’t even.”
short version of don’t even bother
1: thanks
2: don’t even
a phrase which might be stated when someone hints or suggests something that another person finds either incorrect or doesnt want revealed.
male: you know you want to give it to me
female: dont even
one may use the term don’t even when they are trying to withstand some type of temptation.
“hey you want to come back to my place? i have a hot tub”
“don’t even, (insert name here), don’t even”
exclamation, contraction of “don’t even think about it”, uttered during copulation with a frigid female that has just felt your c-ck brush her -n-s. a signal that you did not buy her enough alcohol prior to engaging in the s-x act.
oh yeah honey! how about some of this?
don’t even….!
d-mn…. hey you want a break? i make a mean vodka-lemonade.

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