Dont half the cat


a phrased commonly used to mean any number of things, including “take care,” “leave meh alone,” “we are talking in code now,” and simply, “do not cut your cat into two equal sections.”
look, dont half the cat, but dont half the cat. next time, dont half the cat. also, my mom is listening, so dont half the cat.

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