don’t kick yer coon dog


colloqialism from the american south, literally means don’t bit the hand that feeds you.
billy: g-d d-mn, woman! old man winter’s makin’ me work on the weekend ho’ing his d-mn soil!
susie: well is he payin’ you that there overtime?
billy: yeah. so?
susie: so shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day’s pay! we need to get little billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
billy: aw, susie-
susie: i said shut it! don’t kick yer c–n dog!

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