Don’t mind if I do
i phrase/saying to say while taking something that should have been, but wasn’t, offered to you. usually goes along with a deliberately rude gesture, like sn-tching something off a table.
at the christmas party, important guests were given a free tree ornament. someone who was not supposed to get one walks up to their table and says abruptly “don’t mind if i do” and takes one of the ornaments for themselves.
this is the last step for a successful oopst it’s stealing something before you leave the house (usually d.v.d’s) from a stranger you just blew your load on, while she is in the bathroom cleaning it off the c-m. make sure you won’t see this b-tch again. and if you do, try to oopst her again.
man, i totally oopst that b-tch and on the way out, i did a don’t mind if i do and took some of her d.v.d’s.
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