Don’t O’Reilly Me
what you would say to any douche-bag attacking you in a dismissive, bias, ignorant, hypocritical, narcissistic, distortive and incriminating way, much like the douche-bag commentary of bill o’reilly.
guy #1: dude, i’ve lost so much respect for you after you called my girlfriend a b-tch.
guy #2: but you said that she was yourself, remember?
guy #1: that wasn’t what i meant.
guy #2: you’re such a hypocrite; you know perfectly well that i was just backing you up after you said it, so get off your high-horse and don’t o’reilly me, -sshole.
guy #1: we need to cut to a commercial.
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