Don’t Real


a term combining “isn’t real” and “don’t exist”, this internet meme was coined by mannixthepirate of youtube and blogtv.

some things that don’t real include: aliens, mental illness, female -rg-sms, g-d, 9/11, grammar, and mudkipz.
paul: hey man, look at those hot lesbians over there!

nick: pfft, you’re a moron. lesbians don’t real.
when something don’t real
9/11 don’t real, aids don’t real, cars don’t real, the moon landing don’t real
non existent. not real. saying something isn’t real, or something that doesn’t seem real. something that is fake, or lame.
1god1jesus: praise jesus and god!
mannixthepirate: pff jesus and g-d don’t real, dumb-ss!

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