don’t screw the pooch!



a gentle, dis-alarmingly benign, adolescent-safe phrase–deployed when the reality of making any given poor decision has particularly grave, irreversible, detrimental or otherwise seriously f-cked up, life-long consequences.
oh, for f-ck sake! how many times have you been warned about rollin’ round with those slunk-meat, sk-nk-ho’s? now you done gone and got da’ badness…i told you ‘don’t screw the pooch!’, but you just don’t get it. now, you done got it…dumb-ss.

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