Don’t tell me what to do!
a phrase meant as a joke to dispute pleasantries, that makes your significant other very irritated with you.
1.boyfriend:have a good day, babe.
you: don’t tell me what to do!
2.boyfriend: kiss me baby!
you: don’t tell me what to do!
a statement, often said by hypocrites.
“don’t tell me what to do!” cries out the stereotypical teenager at his parents.
“you dumb f-ck!” says his father “you just told me what to do, you f-cking hypocrite!”
runs after him with a blade and cuts him up to little pieces.
arrr! murder, yeah!
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