dont throw that at me avery


the ubiquitous term derived from the drunken ramblings of an incoherent uncontrollable force of nature, known to the m-sses as “emigay jewstead”.

she claims others’ territory as her own by simply p-ssing out on their couch, after a quick shopping spree at value village.

when the owner of the property speaks up for himself, and foolishly catapults a lush pillow at the slumbering beast, she simply roars..

dont throw that at me avery!
boy – ugh why is she still in my room, i want to sleep!!!
girl – -snooorrreee-
boy – (throws pillow)
girl – dont throw that at me avery!

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