Don’t touch my Bob
don’t touch it. it’s mine.
you walking down the street with a beautiful new picture of bob marly. you’r so happy but one of those emo kids have to ruin the happiest moment of the day and to slam the picture you just bought in 150 nis.
you turnning around and shout to him- “don’t touch my bob, you jack-ss”
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