don’t touch that, it’s franks
melissa(the one with herpes) will never offer you a pillow to sleep on at night, a blanket when you’re freezing, a coughdrop when you’re coughing your lungs out, a can of c-ke, a paper cup of sink water, a plate to eat, a napkin to wipe your face, her toilet, lipgloss, a rubberband, shoes if you’re barefoot and there’s broken gl-ss eveywhere, and she won’t let you even sit on the couch or turn on the tv. why? because everything belongs to frank.
me: melissa, can i use your house phone?
melissa: wtf no. frank pays for that, tanya.
me: well, can you atleast give me a quarter so i can use a payphone?
melissa: a quarter? have you gone insane? how is frank going to pay his bus fare for work tomorrow?
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