Don’t Trust Me
insanely popular song by 3oh!3. the best part of which goes like this: ‘t-tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian, and i ain’t f-ckin’ scared of him!!!!!!!!!!!’ it’s a great song.
me: what’s your favorite 3oh!3 song?
anissa: don’t trust me, do you even have to ask?
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