Dontard
someone who combines senility and total inept-tude, not even trying, periodically repeating what others just said in order to appear relevant, and sucking up to your boss who keeps you around precisely because you’re such a f-ckless stooge.
1: my boss was all up in my sh-t today because he has no idea what’s going on and can’t do anything himself.
2: dontard
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