Donut Meating Contest


two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their p-n-ses. whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by c-mming all over them. after the donuts are “glazed”, the losers of the compet-tion must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. this contest is a test of length and endurance.
“yo dude, last night i was able to win my first ever donut meating contest”

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