doo doo butter
a feces that is mostly liquid. kept in a bucket labled “doo doo”
jared eats r.kelly’s doo doo b-tter
the liquid that oozes out of your b-tt when you have diarrhea.
r. kelly pours doo-doo b-tter on pre-p-b-scent girls.
-n-l fissure seepage, primarily fecal in nature.
on the eve of his colonoscopy, robert reflected upon his -n-l escapades; the crimson hued doo-doo b-tter trickling out of his newly violated orifice not only stained his hospital issued gown, it stained his soul.
the foamy frothy schmeg that collects around the ring of your cornhole after you take a spicy or runny sh-t. sometime it can almost be in a jelly consistancy. caution sometimes doo doo b-tter can make you feel like your sh-tting razor blades.
wendys wild mountain spicy chicken sandwhich gave me the worst case of doo doo b-tter.
you can doo doo it yourself 🙂
the mix of b-tt sweat and/or poo left over from wiping, -n-l seepage, after a hard days work.
man, i had the runs at work today and it was so hot that now i have doodoo b-tter.
the pungent goo that tends to slowly leak from ones -n-s throughout the day when that day started with a morning defecation.
i should have showered after i cr-pped, because now i have doo doo b-tter running down my crack!
i know a wiped good, but i’m sure that doo doo b-tter is going to leave a trail in my pants.
when you have a very greasy fart and there is a little something extra left in your underoos. you might !as well grab ya 2 pieces bread and some jelly cause you got some doo-doo b-tter
“oh f-ck! i knew i shouln’t have eaten seventeen tacos for breakfast, down i got doo-doo b-tter running down my leg!”
“d-mn r-kelly im hawngry, can i get a lil bit of your world famous doo-doo b-tter or do i have to go scr-pe it off some 12 year old girls face?”
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