doo doo magic
the act or art of making food extremely hot or otherwise unpleasant to eliminate in a bowel movement later. this is a play on “juju” magic, a form of west african witchcraft.
oooh, my gosh! my stomach is upset! that chef sure can make powerful doo doo magic! i need to go to the bathroom.
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