doo doo mama

a doodoo mama consists of “ghetto” females who still think babyphat, rocawear,enyce,apple bottoms,fetish, and glow jeans are in style. they can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. they are seen wearing “weaves” , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. their boyfriends are the dirty looking doodoo daddies. they prey on pretty girls. they’re mostly the loudest ones. they have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their mysp-ce. they like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments.
signs if you’re a doo doo mama: if your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn’t match the texture and/or color. you’re a doodoo. if you talk like “dis” and “dat” . you’re a doodoo. if your hair can’t fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with jail and/or put clips in it so it can stay. you’re a doodoo. if you haven..t upgraded your cell phone and you’re still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. you’re a doodoo. if you are a g-ngb-nger. welcome to the doodoo club. if you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. you’re a doodoo. if you walk around yelling “besty” “sissy” “pookie” “ay babay” “cuzzy” “bootah” or anything close. you’re a doodoo. if you have more than 3 tatoos. you..re a doodoo. if your hair looks like kunta. you’re a doodoo. if you wear knock-off’s. you..re a doodoo. if you buy jeans from a “guy” who sells them from his car. doodoo. if you think remy ma is your idol. you’re a doodoo right along with her. if you fight just to get attention. you’re a doodoo. if more than half of these are you. give yourself a round of applause. you..re a doodoo mama.
a doodoo mama consists of “ghetto” females who still think babyphat, rocawear,enyce,apple bottoms,fetish, and glow jeans are in style. they can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. they are seen wearing “weaves” , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. their boyfriends are the dirty looking doodoo daddies. they prey on pretty girls. they`re mostly the loudest ones. they have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their mysp-ce. they like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments.
signs if you`re a doodoo if your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn`t match the texture and/or color. you`re a doodoo. if you talk like “dis” and “dat” . you`re a doodoo. if your hair can`t fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with jail and/or put clips in it so it can stay. you`re a doodoo. if you haven`t upgraded your cell phone and you`re still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. you`re a doodoo. if you are a g-ngb-nger. welcome to the doodoo club. if you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. you`re a doodoo. if you walk around yelling “besty” “sissy” “pookie” “ay babay” “cuzzy” “bootah” or anything close. you`re a doodoo. if you have more than 3 tatoos. you`re a doodoo. if your hair looks like kunta. you`re a doodoo. if you wear knock-off`s. you`re a doodoo. if you buy jeans from a “guy” who sells them from his car. doodoo. if you think remy ma is your idol. you`re a doodoo right along with her. if you fight just to get attention. you`re a doodoo. if more than half of these are you. give yourself a round of applause. you`re a doodoo mama.
1. you’re such a doodoo mama, how are you going to have on some gold hoops and a silver chain.
2. i can hear that doodoo mama pop her gum all the way over here.
3. look at that doodoo mama thinking she fly with her enyce jeans and her blow dried press.
any girl that acts as if she noo noo from atl poppin gum, smackin her lips wearing a little uh nuttin. wit bad colored hair weaves.
on my mama, what do u call a girl like her ova der wit da green pony tail in dem snow boots in da summer time; a doo doo mama!
you now your’e a doo doo mama when you…
1.) buy socks and jeans from a man walking in and out of a beauty shop for $5.
2.) walks around in a cutoff tee shirt when your belly hangs over your belt.
3.) think your lipgloss is “poppin” when you really bought it for 99 cents.
4.) your name ends with -isha -quisha -kira or -quita
5.) you ask your boyfriend to buy you gfts and/or give you money
6.) wears stripes with polka dots

7.) wears fake gold where ever possible.
8.) has all styles of fake bamboo earrings
9.) is 23 and obsesses over go go power rangers.
10.) stands ontop of tables and benches while yelling at somebody to cause a scene.
(starbuckquita stands on the park bench yellin at her baby father about not having any money)
neicy : d-mn girl..she standin on the park bench.
porsha :you act like you not used to that. shes a doo doo mama.
a very ugly girl that probably hangs out with other very ugly girls.
d-mn! that b-tch is a f-ckin doodoomama
nahhh man shes the supreme doodoomama
not to be confused with a racial slur against female african-americans with weaves. the doo doo mama is a term for an ugly, raggedy b-tch with an even raggedier weave.
that doo doo mama’s weave is so ragged it makes a hobo’s jacket look like a persian man’s silk shirt.
a doodoomama is the most perfect girl a guy can imagine. a doodoomama is extremely cute, funny, fun, smart and laid back. doodoomama’s are known to be amazing video game playas and great cooks (every guys dream). doodoomama’s know exactly how to treat a guy and make a fun exciting challenge to win them over. be careful falling for a doodoomama is dangerous, unless of course she falls with you.
troy: “dude, andrew!”
andrew: “what man!?!”
troy: “you know that chick jess?”
andrew: “ya why?”
troy: “she’s a total doodoomama! i’ve fallen hard for her man!”
andrew: “that’s great dude, just be careful.”
troy: “don’t worry i won’t screw this up!”

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