doobie scale
1. the sizes of different doobies
(1. asian skinny)
(2. turkish thin)
(3. frenchy f-gg)
(4. albanian chub)
(5. chowder chub)
(6. swedish shwamm rapp)
(7. german jaloppy)
(8. polish pot sticker)
(9. polish dub)
(10. polish phatty)
john: hey bro, what size is that on the doobie scale?
jim: i think thats a german jaloppy.
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