doodbox
an unfortunate individual who is oblivious to the fact that he is a complete idiot, yet dresses, acts & believes he is incredibly cool.
these people often wear baggy pants with the crotch hanging somewhere around their knees, oversized sports shirts & stupidly huge sneakers.
leora: “some doodbox was on the subway with his cellphone, playing the 50 cent ringtone “in da club” on repeat, rapping along to the incessant loop that was playing on his phone…for 16 subway stops. wtf!”
me: “wow, that is one sad & lonely man.”
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