Doodie Fuck


when a female lays on her back on a bed with her legs open and someone (the man or someone else) defecates a m-ssive pile of feces between the woman’s legs. then the man proceeds to smack the pile of doodie with he erect p-n-s, ebventually flinging pieces of it in all directions. failure to wash up afterwards can result in doodie d-ck (see definition).
man jocelyn is so hot i wanna doodie f-ck her all night long.

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